Eroxonin, Pt. II. The Test Results

Egon Schiele, Self Portrait

In an earlier post I wrote about the “miracle cream” Eroxonin and all its miraculous features such as it being the newest, most effective, and perfect product that helps restore your confidence; being the most concentrated and the most improved of all products in this category; and being how your life will be refreshed and bring something positive to your self-esteem.  So, we tried it.  Not once, not twice, but three times.  Alas, none of the miracles manifested.  No increased confidence, no improved quality; no positive self-esteem and most important, no erection.  Nothing.  Zip.  Nada.  Zilch.  Bit like waiting for Godot to show up except it’s a lot more expensive than waiting by a leafless tree for someone who won’t show up, but will show up.  Apparently, some penises respond better than others to Eroxonin and my penis wasn’t one of them. That said, it’s kind of like to each penis its own journey.  It’s not cheap to discover the product might not work for you, but in times of sexual turmoil, like a bridge over troubled waters, one might try whatever one can to ease one’s mind if not erect one’s penis.  To that end, I’ll share the results of my penile injection in a soon-to-be-released blog post, but before that, as I wrote earlier, I decided to have a penile injection with Trimix, a compound of alprostadil, papaverine and phentolamine all three (a different kind of Three Amigos) work together to increase blood flow to the penis, prayerfully resulting in an erection.  The thought of having one’s dick pricked might sound alarming, but in times of sexual turmoil, like a bridge over troubled waters (or penis, in this case) one does what’s to be done in an attempt to garner the results one most desires